Herding Cats

By John McCabe

Published Jan 2010

In a small town in the south west of England, rivals of a large business are being brutally dealt with one by one. Enter Tim Power, hot-shot advertiser, whose girlfriend has placed him on a strict 12 month relationship test. Caught in a commercial war between two low grade meat producers, Tim discovers that bad advertising can be every bit as effective as good advertising, provided you don’t mind upsetting violent psychopaths with dubious family histories.

Worse than this, Tim finds to his cost that failing in a relationship can be even more harmful to your health than accidentally offending tyrants with a passion for meat grinding.