By Amy Sparkes
Published Jun 2017
Congratulations on entering the Pirate of the Year Award!
PRIZE: £100 TREASURE
(Please bring a packed lunch).
Mum is making me take part in this stupid contest. All I have to do is fight an enormous sea monster (doom), beat my oh-s0-brilliant brother at something (please please please) and find the legendary treasure that no one has ever found EVER in the history of EVER (easy peasy then). Wish me luck!