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Pirate Blunderbeard: Worst. Mission. Ever

Pirate Blunderbeard: Worst. Mission. Ever

Published

January 2018

Publishers

UK
HarperCollins
Congratulations!

You have been chose to sail the seven seas with Grandpa Greybeard.

Please bring:

  • Your copy of Proper Pirating for Beginners

  • Fish-finger sandwiches

  • Armbands (just in case)


 

When Grandpa Greybeard asked me to go sailing with him, I thought it sounded fun.  You know, out on the waves…sun on my face…We could set up the deckchairs and have ice creams.  Turns out that we’re actually on a mission to steal a ship from THE SCARIEST PIRATE ON THE SEAS.

Oh. Very. Dear. Me…